Shout out to all of the oldest children…who were used as the tester kids and now watch their younger siblings get away with stuff you would have been killed for.. Justice will never be restored
My friend asked me to watch her puppy and every night I have to put him in a cage. 20 minutes ago he wouldn’t stop crying so I did everything I could to make him stop (feed him, let him outside a bit, etc.) until finally I gave up and just sat beside his cage and started to draw. He stopped crying and instead watched me draw until he fell asleep.
i ripped a bag of chips open and woke him up abort abort abort
I’ll tell you what I’m gonna do. I’ll make you a little deal: ‘Loser’ jumps into the lake after the game.
you could call me at 2am and i wouldnt mind but if you call me at 7am in the morning i will rip your insides out