Pass me that book pleaseee.

Hello. I’m Lizzie. Ice cream, cocktails and dance are a massive part of my life. Therapeutic Radiotherapy Student in London. So, let me know, you know, how you are or ask questions. Do I say enjoy? No. Yes? Hi.

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

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punkpadfoot:

remus not dressing up for halloween and when people jokingly ask what he’s supposed to be he looks at them, deadpan, “im a werewolf.”

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ariaste:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”

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I started to write an apology, but I don’t have anything to say I’m sorry for. I was in a loving, healthy, great relationship for four years. It was long distance, and either your boyfriend is going to look at porn or he’s going to look at you.

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