in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
remus not dressing up for halloween and when people jokingly ask what he’s supposed to be he looks at them, deadpan, “im a werewolf.”
Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza
I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”
I started to write an apology, but I don’t have anything to say I’m sorry for. I was in a loving, healthy, great relationship for four years. It was long distance, and either your boyfriend is going to look at porn or he’s going to look at you.